He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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