She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He uses pillows to masturbate.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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