3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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