we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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