Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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