super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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