I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
