This is not my ceiling
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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