i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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