No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
