You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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