last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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