Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
you made out with another girl for some wings
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