My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Randomize
