He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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