i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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