I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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