We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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