I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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