My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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