What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Randomize
