Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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