Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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