haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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