she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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