I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
What drink are we having for lunch?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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