Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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