I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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