Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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