I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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