So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
