Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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