I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
