i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
