I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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