i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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