I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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