If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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