Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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