Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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