how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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