I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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