i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
