He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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