You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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