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(843): View more from South Carolina

I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month

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(323): View more from California

Where??

(310): View more from California

Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She tied me up with her honor cords...

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(469): View more from Texas

Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Parents weekend was a success.

(973): View more from New Jersey

Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...

(804): View more from Virginia

Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.

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(416): View more from Toronto

You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.

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