Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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