i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
how drunk are you?
Several
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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