I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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