i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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