Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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