What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Still dying that you shit outside
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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