Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
