Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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