their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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