i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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